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Oops, leaked out!
drgolfstore.com / 10/30/2009

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not – don’t you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I’d get married again.

Bad, leaked out!

WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it’s a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she’s left-handed.

WIFE:
Silence -
HUSBAND:
‘Oh dear.. *****’

 

 

 

 

 

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