A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer. The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.

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Nick, an avid golfer uses a "Medium" to ask if Heaven has a Golf Course.
The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few days.
Several days later, Nick gets a call from the Medium.
"Well, what did you find out?" asks Nick.
"I've got good news and bad news for you," said the Medium.
"OK," "what's the good news" Nick said excitedly.
"Well, there's is a beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you'll have 24 hour access with your own personal caddy," blurted out the Medium!
"And the bad news?" asked Nick
"You're due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10 in the morning!"

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A married couple are at their breakfast table. The wife says to her husband: "Honey, if I die before you will you remarry?"
"Well," says the husband, "we have had a good marriage, so, yes, I'd probably remarry."
A few minutes later she asks: "Honey, if I die before you, and you remarry, would you bring her to live in our house?"
He thinks about this then says, "Well, we worked hard to pay off the mortgage and it would be silly to move someplace else so, yes, I think I would bring her to live here."
Another few minutes go by, then she says, "Honey, if I die before you and you remarry and you bring her to live here in our house, would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"Don't be ridiculous," he blurts out, "she's a lefty!"
 

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